Michael Green, or Grant Shapps as he’s sometimes known, is a bit of a dark horse and actually a lot more interesting than his face suggests. He hasn’t done anything nearly as egregious as many of his colleagues, I’d probably actually like him if it wasn’t for his refusal to intervene on the exploitation of rail workers. I also don’t trust him because he used to follow me on Twitter not long after he became Conservative Party Chairman, but then unfollowed me a month later- a common audience growing tactic of get rich quick influencers- which coincidentally he used to be.